Mark Twain Life Lessons I Could Never Forget

Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

Only two things we will regret on deathbed-which we are a little loved and little traveled.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

The truth must be served like a coat and not thrown in the face like a wet towel.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions, small people always do that, but the really great people make you feel that you can become great.

If you pick up a staving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you, this is the principal difference between a dog and man.

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.

The person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who can’t read.

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear-not absence of fear.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, then success is sure.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life, a man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around, but when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in 7 years.

Noise proves nothing, often a hen who has laid on egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.

Do something every day that you don’t want to do, this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Honesty-the best of all the lost arts.

Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s sure sign you are getting old.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I have done it thousands of times.

Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not, but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I can’t remember any but the things that never happened, it is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.